everyday 1 joke

Topic:	everyday 1 joke
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 7.Aug 2006 - 06:14	everyday i short joke...whoever can post also here Experience is something u dont get until!just after u need it...
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 8.Aug 2006 - 08:53	Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 9.Aug 2006 - 06:35	Those who talk don't know, those who know don't talk......
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 10.Aug 2006 - 07:08	IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 15.Aug 2006 - 03:20	We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
alpidot Posted a few! Posts: 7 Posted: 16.Aug 2006 - 08:49	Great as humor, bad as ads - Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
koromyst Getting close to 450! Posts: 357 Posted: 29.Sep 2006 - 04:05	1 joke per day eh? ^_^ Interesting Things to do in a Public Bathroom 1. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" 2. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast. 3. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 4. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 5. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." 10. After flushing Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
zulfadhli Just started! Posts: 1 Posted: 24.May 2007 - 08:32	An edutainment portal for kids who go on the internet should not miss to surf www.lezhop.com ---suatu pesanan dari penaja
koromyst Getting close to 450! Posts: 357 Posted: 30.May 2007 - 07:17	zulfadhliAn edutainment portal for kids who go on the internet should not miss to surf www.lezhop.com ---suatu pesanan dari penaja waaahhh... ada pesanan dari penaja O_o
Nora Totally loves posting! Posts: 91 Posted: 14.Jun 2007 - 02:55	zulfadhliAn edutainment portal for kids who go on the internet should not miss to surf www.lezhop.com ---suatu pesanan dari penaja huhuhu bukan lezhop zul... tapi www.letzhop.com
thudonyx Just started! Posts: 4 Posted: 21.Jun 2007 - 04:14	tq zul for the "pesanan" it's sure help.. hahah....
koromyst Getting close to 450! Posts: 357 Posted: 26.Jun 2007 - 06:24	1 day 1 joke kembali lagi! Kali ni : MITKUN & HIS MANAGER Manager asked to Mitkun at an interview.... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Mitkun replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X Jeng je jeng... xD
koromyst Getting close to 450! Posts: 357 Posted: 13.Sep 2007 - 05:55	Mario Brothers! xD Source
koromyst Getting close to 450! Posts: 357 Posted: 31.Oct 2007 - 09:08	Udin disiapkan sarapan pagi bijirin dengan susu oleh ibunya. Udin yang mempunyai aquarium, berjalan ke arah aquarium dengan segenggam bijirin di tangan, berniat memberikan bijirin tersebut sebagai makanan ikan-ikan di dalam aquarium. Tepat ketika Udin nak berikan bijirin, ibunya masuk ke ruang makan. Si ibu: "Udin, jangan kamu berikan bijirin itu kepada ikan. Nanti ikan semuanya akan mati". Dengan wajah pucat Udin menjawab, "Habis tu, kenapa Ibu bagi bijirin ini kepada saya?" Si ibu: "Bertuah punya anak!!"
balqis_humairah Regularly posting! Posts: 53 Posted: 20.Jun 2010 - 08:58	really2 funny
aishazailan Getting used to posting! Posts: 36 Posted: 22.Oct 2010 - 07:25	which bank dosen't keep money???.....its river bank got it!!
ixora Posted a few! Posts: 10 Posted: 30.Nov 2010 - 07:44	why was 6 afraid of 7? sape tau jawab la
athirah Posted a few! Posts: 17 Posted: 30.Sep 2011 - 14:02	why everyday you joke???
farhah Just started! Posts: 2 Posted: 15.Oct 2011 - 04:19	makan apa yang kita makan ia habis, kita tak makan ia habis jugak? nak [b]tau jawapanya? ais! [/b]