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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 07:17
     
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    This topic is all about Riddles or teka teki in english! ^O^
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 07:19
     
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    QuoteWhat do bees do with their honey?

    They cell it.

    QuoteWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

    In case he got a hole in one.

    QuoteWhat bone will a dog never eat?

    A trombone.

    QuoteWhat do you call a song sung in an automobile?

    A car 'toon'.

    QuoteHow do you make a hot dog stand?

    Steal its chair.
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 07:25
     
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    QuoteWhat did the rug say to the floor?

    Don't move, I've got you covered.

    QuoteWhat has one horn and gives milk?

    A milk truck.

    QuoteWhat do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?

    A red carnation.

    QuoteHow do you make an eggroll?

    Push it.

    QuoteWhat did one magnet say to the other?

    I find you very attractive.
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 07:52
     
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    QuoteWhat did the necktie say to the hat?

    You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

    QuoteWhere does Friday come before Thursday?

    In the dictionary.

    QuoteWho can jump higher than a house?

    Anyone. A house can't jump.

    QuoteWhat kind of beans won't grow in a garden?

    Jelly beans.

    QuoteWhy is a crossword like a quarrel?

    One word leads to another
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 08:08
     
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    QuoteWhy shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?

    He's a squealer.

    QuoteWhat doesn't get any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

    The ocean.

    QuoteWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?

    Seven months old.

    QuoteWhat goes up and down but doesn't move?

    A staircase.

    QuoteWhat can you hold without ever touching it?

    A conversation.
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 08:11
     
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    QuoteWhat did the doc say when he finished the operation?

    "That's enough out of you."

    QuoteWhat's the difference between a pear and a pearl?

    The letter L.

    QuoteWhat piece of wood is like a king?

    A ruler.

    QuoteWhere can you always find money?

    In the dictionary.

    QuoteThe following number is the only one of its kind. 8,549,176,320 Can you figure out what is so special about it?

    The numbers are in alphabetical order.
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  • Posted: 18.06.2008, 08:16
     
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    QuoteWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

    The word wholesome.

    QuoteIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

    Second place.

    QuoteWhy did the scientist have a wet head?

    Cause he was having a brainstorm!

    QuoteWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    He had no guts.

    QuoteHow do you stop a dog from barking in the back garden?

    Put it in the front.
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