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3. Hit the 4 key four times.

I Come in Peace!

An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone.

One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!".

The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship!".

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