everyday i short joke...whoever can post also here

Experience is something u dont get until!just after u need it...

Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.

Those who talk don't know, those who know don't talk......

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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1 joke per day eh? ^_^

Interesting Things to do in a Public Bathroom

1. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

2. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

3. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

4. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

5. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

10. After flushing Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

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zulfadhli

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waaahhh... ada pesanan dari penaja O_o

zulfadhli

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tq zul for the "pesanan" it's sure help.. hahah....

1 day 1 joke kembali lagi!

Kali ni :

MITKUN & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Mitkun at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mitkun replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Jeng je jeng... xD

Mario Brothers! xD


Source

Udin disiapkan sarapan pagi bijirin dengan susu oleh ibunya. Udin yang mempunyai aquarium, berjalan ke arah aquarium dengan segenggam bijirin di tangan, berniat memberikan bijirin tersebut sebagai makanan ikan-ikan di dalam aquarium. Tepat ketika Udin nak berikan bijirin, ibunya masuk ke ruang makan.

Si ibu: "Udin, jangan kamu berikan bijirin itu kepada ikan. Nanti ikan semuanya akan mati".

Dengan wajah pucat Udin menjawab, "Habis tu, kenapa Ibu bagi bijirin ini kepada saya?"

Si ibu: "Bertuah punya anak!!"

really2 funny